This isnt the actual blockland forums, by the way
QUOTE-WORTHY POSTS
BASSCROSSMEGAMAN1: "Eating humans == Eating animals
we're animals"
BLOOKER: "Stop sending emails asking me for a quote"
BADSPOT: "Yiff in hell, furfag"
STRANGER: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo"
CRISPY_: "Fight me irl bro I'll beat your ass so fucking hard the underworld will fucking shake, it'll cause earthquakes, avalanches, even a continental fucking drift my boy. I'll beat your ass so hard, I'll force magma to rise up to the fucking surface of the planet, gravity couldn't fucking handle this beating so it just ceased to fucking exist and I still continue to beat the shit out of you as we floated off into space. I don't care if I can breath or not I don't need to I'm too busy beating the fuck out of you, I'll defy the laws of fucking physics, I'll punch you into the sun faster than light, you won't die or anything, you won't feel the pain of the sun, only my fist because you went so fast through that fucking useless piece of shit. You'll still be flying once you go through the sun, you'll travel through the suns of many other solar systems until you fucking find yourself in andromeda where I'm beating the fuck out of you still. Aliens will watch as I fucking liquidize your body, everything you were will cease to be as I take my fist and jab it into you so many times it literately can't be counted. You're fucking dead mate, say goodbye to earth cause when I'm done with you, neither heaven or hell will receive you."
BASSCROSSMEGAMAN1: "Eating humans == Eating animals
we're animals"
BLOOKER: "Stop sending emails asking me for a quote"
BADSPOT: "Yiff in hell, furfag"
STRANGER: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo"
CRISPY_: "Fight me irl bro I'll beat your ass so fucking hard the underworld will fucking shake, it'll cause earthquakes, avalanches, even a continental fucking drift my boy. I'll beat your ass so hard, I'll force magma to rise up to the fucking surface of the planet, gravity couldn't fucking handle this beating so it just ceased to fucking exist and I still continue to beat the shit out of you as we floated off into space. I don't care if I can breath or not I don't need to I'm too busy beating the fuck out of you, I'll defy the laws of fucking physics, I'll punch you into the sun faster than light, you won't die or anything, you won't feel the pain of the sun, only my fist because you went so fast through that fucking useless piece of shit. You'll still be flying once you go through the sun, you'll travel through the suns of many other solar systems until you fucking find yourself in andromeda where I'm beating the fuck out of you still. Aliens will watch as I fucking liquidize your body, everything you were will cease to be as I take my fist and jab it into you so many times it literately can't be counted. You're fucking dead mate, say goodbye to earth cause when I'm done with you, neither heaven or hell will receive you."